Jen is a Hot Mess

Highlights from the last few days:

1. I went to the Emergency Room.

2. They put me on crutches.

3. They gave me pain meds.

4. The above referenced pain meds put me in a coma.

5. On the drive to New Orleans this weekend, I threw up in a Whataburger bag.

6. SINUS INFECTION.

7. I'm hobbling around.

8. Grant calls me "Gimpy".

9. I took some allergy meds.

10. The above referenced allergy meds made me really snippy and mean.

I'M A MESS.