He May Be Weirder Than Me

Scene: It's 8:15am on Saturday morning. Jen has just woken up, rolls over, and sees her husband laying next to her, just waking up...

Jen: (yawns) Good Morning....

Grant: Good Morning.

Jen: How did you sleep?

Grant: Um, very Bob Seger-like.

Jen: (blank stare) What does that mean?

Grant: (bursting into song) LIKE A ROCK!!!!!

Jen: Wow.